Police in Duluth, MI have issued an APB- all points bulletin- to be on the lookout for a suspect who has a self-proclaimed fetish for slashing exercise balls. Appearing on surveillance cameras at a local gym, the suspect is seen slashing rubber exercise balls. Police felt confident they know the suspect as he was arrested in 2005 for a similar offence when he was convicted of perping on 70 exercise balls. According to police records, the man explained that his compulsion to stab and slash rubber exercise balls comes from a deep seated sexual urge for contact with inflatable rubber exercise devices. Breaking news, suspect turned himself in to authorities. Bail was set at 10k. Dude, buy a doll.